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[AU] Why is there so many nargles everywhere?

allyouneedislovegood:

I actually haven’t had anything. Have you? The service here is terrible. 

I have. Got it on my own both times. The bunnies don’t really serve women as much as they do men. 

[AU] Why is there so many nargles everywhere?

allyouneedislovegood:

You’re the first I’ve run into that’s not a nargle.

You’ve had too much to drink. 

[AU] Why is there so many nargles everywhere?

allyouneedislovegood:

Is that what you call them? Oh, good. I don’t like nargles. Slags? Oh, no no I don’t think we’re talking about the same thing. Nargles aren’t slags, they’re creatures.

I’m the only sane one left. 

[AU] Why is there so many nargles everywhere?

allyouneedislovegood:

You’re one of them!

You mean the bunnies…? No, I’m not one of them. Slags, the lot of ‘em. 

[AU] Why is there so many nargles everywhere?

allyouneedislovegood:

What the fuck is a nargle?

[AU]

careyonmywaywardson:

I don’t know. There might be some more in the back, we can go check. 

We? You’re the waitress, aren’t you?

[AU]

When did the alcohol become weak?