I actually haven’t had anything. Have you? The service here is terrible.
I have. Got it on my own both times. The bunnies don’t really serve women as much as they do men.
You’re the first I’ve run into that’s not a nargle.
You’ve had too much to drink.
Is that what you call them? Oh, good. I don’t like nargles. Slags? Oh, no no I don’t think we’re talking about the same thing. Nargles aren’t slags, they’re creatures.
I’m the only sane one left.
You’re one of them!
You mean the bunnies…? No, I’m not one of them. Slags, the lot of ‘em.
What the fuck is a nargle?
I don’t know. There might be some more in the back, we can go check.
We? You’re the waitress, aren’t you?
When did the alcohol become weak?