May 2013
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eddiebonerpunhere:
You’d be amazed at the things I can do quickly. Or slowly too, if you prefer.
Go on. Show me.
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Because, even the newer ones know how things work around here and that they can say no should the situation call for it.
Like I said, ask around.
I think I will, Mr. Ward.
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Brainwashed? Hardly. I wouldn’t ask anyone to do something they didn’t like.
How would they know how to object if they were brainwashed, huh? HUH?
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Don’t believe me? Ask around.
I’m sure you’ve got them brainwashed. Impressive.
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eddiebonerpunhere:
I can’t imagine that’s a rare compliment to your ears.
Ouch, you wound me. Sleazy? Why no. This is good, clean fun. Unless you’d like it to get dirty. It’s anything you want it to be, gorgeous. It’s your fantasies come to life.
It could go from clean to dirty that quickly?
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Believe me, nothing that I do is illegal.
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eddiebonerpunhere:
When women as beautiful as yourself can exist, then I see no reason why other impossible things can’t be true then too.
Ah, so you came for the women then? My mistake.
You called me beautiful twice in the last minute so maybe magic is real.
I didn’t — Hahahahahaha. I didn’t come here for anyone really. Except the alcohol. Maybe the company of a bloke...
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Indeed it is and that’s why I love it so much.
So you have sex with your girls? Do you pay them for it, too? That’s illegal.
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
And I’m here to make those dreams come true. Brings me great pleasure, after all.
Great pleasure quite literally.
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eddiebonerpunhere:
Oh well we can’t have that no, can we? Not for a beautiful woman such as yourself. If you shut your eyes and count to three, I bet it’ll be filled to the brim by the time you open them again. Like magic, almost. Anything can happen here.
Magic? Ha, as if. But alright. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.. Thank you.
I didn’t know blokes could work here.
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Let’s just say, they’re never lonely.
Sounds like every slag’s dream.
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
They get paid quite handsomely. And in more than just cash too.
How do you mean?
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Hardly, I share them plenty. Don’t you think?
I trust they get paid well.
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Yes, my girls.
Possessive much?
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Yes, I think the females get overlooked, but that’s what you have me for, isn’t it? To make sure your needs are met while my girls are busy.
Your girls?
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eddiebonerpunhere:
Everyone having a good time tonight?
My drink’s running a bit low, so I’d say no.
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Well, they’ve got to be charmers to do what they do, haven’t they? they do fairly good work if I do say so myself. Of course it’s work. Can’t make an empire like this without a bit of effort.
They’re alright. Though they seem much more eager to serves the males more than females. Perhaps that’s a change you could make.
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{AU} Have no fear
mulcibitch:
Mulciber’s here. And I’m ready for the tennis matches this time.
Was someone waiting up for you or…?
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
How do you think I got to where I am today? Had to have some sort of charm.
It rubbed off on your girls, too. They’re little charmers as well. What inspired you to start this line of work? If work’s what you’d call it.
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Well, I’m always a good host. Can’t say no. I’m always up for a drink with a beautiful bird. No need to ask me twice.
I don’t know if I could take your word on it. I’ve never actually met you until today. Awe, you’re a sweet talker, too. Should have known.
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Normally I’m not running around getting the drinks, but for you, I’ll make the exception. Just this once.
Now that’s the kind of host I was hoping for. Thank you, love. I’ll be remembering this occasion since it sounds like it’s rare. You wouldn’t mind drinking with me, would you?
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
Well, if you have a suggestion, I don’t mind hearing it. Otherwise, enjoy yourself. It’s what people come here to do, after all.
I’d enjoy myself if I had another drink. You don’t mind, do you? Least you could do.
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
hammeredhayden:
And do you have any suggestions on how to make the parties better?
Say the word party and the man himself comes running. Hate to ruin your rep, yeah? Maybe I like that the parties are the same. People are afraid of change. It could do damage.
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[AU] The alcohol gets better every year.
Yet the parties are all the same.
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ontheedgecombe:
You alright, Greta?
No, not really. Did you hear what happened to Amelia?
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...
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It's been a week?
finniganfrazer:
I’m serious about trying to keep my head down tonight, I really don’t want a third trip.
I’ve got your back, Frazer.
It's been a week?
finniganfrazer:
At least you haven’t been in the Hospital Wing twice in the past couple of weeks.
Fingers crossed a third trip isn’t on its way.
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It's been a week?
finniganfrazer:
That’s right. It sometimes does, anyway. Sometimes it’s just more trouble than it’s worth. Still, I’d feel guilty if I let certain comments slide.
No, it makes sense. If I had enough courage, I’d probably do the same.
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It's been a week?
finniganfrazer:
Yeah… I don’t know. Oh, um, thanks. I, er… Defence Against the Dark Arts and, um… I suppose a lot of it was, er… picking things up from… brawls in the corridor?
Oh, right. You give a good hexing to those who deserve it, right? I guess it pays off.
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It's been a week?
finniganfrazer:
It really has. Oh, yeah, I’m fine. I’m still going tonight. I might take it easy or something, though, because I don’t really want to see Pomfrey again in the foreseeable future, but it’s not bad enough to sit out completely.
Fingers crossed Mulciber isn’t there. Usually I think everyone’s got a fair chance at the same thing, but what he did was really awful....
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It's been a week?
finniganfrazer:
Since the Duelling club meeting last week. It’s weird, it doesn’t feel like a week… but then it feels much longer than a week as well.
Oh, yeah! It’s been a long week, hasn’t it? I barely remembered it was Thursday. You’re alright, aren’t you? Y’know, since last meeting.
It's been a week?
finniganfrazer:
A week since what?
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ameliabonesy asked: Hey, Greta. I ran out of meds today. This weekend do you want to come to London with me for some more? Of course I need to tell Dumbledore, but if he allows it -- do you want to?
fenjybenwick:
I’m sorry I couldn’t be of more help. Uhhhhh, maybe the Whomping Willow has it?
fenjybenwick:
Not high, distressed. This ismy lizard hat.
fenjybenwick:
People keep saying Common room or dormitory so it’d have to be one of those two, right? Or maybe it’s at the bottom of the lake, in the kitchens, library, Great Hall. I have no idea any more.
Are you high?
fenjybenwick:
A hat. Looks very lizard-like. Has a long tail, too. The point is that I’ve lost it.
A hat that looks like a lizard? I’m sorry, Benjy, I haven’t got a clue where it’d be.
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fenjybenwick replied to your post: SOS I’VE LOST MY LIZARD CAP SEND HELP.
No, none of those are it. This is a serious thing, Greta. Serious.
Wait…. What’s a lizard cap? Are you okay?
fenjybenwick asked: SOS I'VE LOST MY LIZARD CAP SEND HELP.
The girls attacked me as their project of the...
camelliavance:
You’re lucky. I made the mistake of gazing at them for too long and then before I knew it, I was in their hands. Thank you. I like it, but I much prefer looking like myself. This is too much of a fuss.
They must think they’re some sort of artists. Mm, that’s understandable. It’s a good look for dates and other outings. Who knows? Those girls may be blessings...
The girls attacked me as their project of the...
camelliavance:
You know the ones. They always hang out by that mirror in the corner of the common room. How they maintain perfect grades and flawless hair is a mystery to me.
Ooh, those ones. I’ve never fallen victim to them. At least they mean well, or I hope they do. It doesn’t look half bad, Cami! Are you planning on keeping up this appearance?
The girls attacked me as their project of the...
camelliavance:
Not sure how I like it…
Who are “the girls”?
I've already gotten us some butterbeers.
ameliabonesy:
Fine, sure. Remind me, mother.
I will, Amelia.
I've already gotten us some butterbeers.
ameliabonesy:
No. I’ve been forgetting to recently. Can you blame me?
Yes, I can blame you. You’re responsible for that. Something awful could happen. So, please. Take them, even if I have to remind you daily. I’ll do just that if you want me to.
I've already gotten us some butterbeers.
ameliabonesy:
Couldn’t you just — I dunno, come to my dorm maybe? I don’t feel like being out today.
You need to get out. And to eat. Merlin, you’re as pale as a ghost. Have you been taking your meds?
I've already gotten us some butterbeers.
ameliabonesy:
I am absolutely positive.
… Greta, why am I here?
Because I asked you to…?
